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Welcome back again, dear readers! I'm really happy you're still tuning in!
When we last left off, John had just graduated, and lost a great deal of his hair. Shall we continue? Oh, you want to know why I have Meadow as my cover picture? Well, that's easy. Because I like Meadow. Plus, she's in the chapter. Other then here, I mean.
Now, on with the show.



Oh, right. Meet this chapter's placeholders. Me and my darling I-don't-have-a-snowballs-chance-in-you-know-where-of-really-meeting-him husband, Alexander Skarsgard. As you can see, we are expecting our first child. The nursery is set up with six cribs, but only because Real-Alex wants six kids. Sim-Me And Sim-Alex both want to reach our Golden Anniversary. I may change those in the future, though.



Ah, here we are. John, report to the mirror. Now.

"Yes, Ma'am."



My, but this looks familiar. Built in the same manner as the greek house. Only, ya know, Pink.



"Wooo!!!"

Glad you like it. Wait, didn't I just use this on Ashley Pitts? All well. Guess I like this hair cut, huh?



Mail-boy who's name I forgot: "Welcome to the neighborhood, mister!"

John: "Thanks, kid."

He just wants you to give him a spare girl. Sorry, kid, but there seems to be a waiting list for those girls. The boys, on the other hand...



Ah-ha! John, ignore your other guests and talk only to Ben. Oh, and then call Carl.



Ben: "Welcome to the neighborhood."

John: "Thanks! I'm going to prank you now."

No.



Have fun at work as a...umm...some kind of cop. Nice ride, though.



Congratulations! You maxed Logic. The one skill I always have trouble getting my sims to set still for.



Yay! Now you're a...umm...higher level cop.




*jumps up and down waving*

Hi, Goopy!

Goopy: "Guess who's coming next?"

John's future wife?

Goopy: "Close."

Who?



CANDI!! Wait just a minute! JOHN! COME HERE NOW!!

This was such a surprise, I forgot to put up the walls. All well.



Gold? That's what you want to talk about?

John: "I could pull a prank on her..."

Gold? What a lovely subject to talk about!



Oh, hi Joe! You have nothing to do with this storyline, but I like you, so, hi.

"Hi."



Another skill maxed. Cooking, I think.



Stop the presses! Professor Butters! Finally! JOHN! Front and center! She's finally here!

John: "She is? I'm on my way!"

Professor Butters: "Absence makes the heart grow fonder."

That only works if he has met you first.



Ha! She beat you to the pranking!

John: "Ow! That hurt!"

Wuss.



Uh, John? I'm not so sure you should be doing that...Is it Squeaky Clean?



Oh. I guess so. Ok. Moving on, then.

*time jump because nothing happened due to unhappiness*



Ok. So she doesn't like school cheers? Good to know, I guess. Try something else. I don't want to force you two into an unhappy marriage, but if it come down to it, I totally will.



That's better. Just be nice, and you may do better.



Tickles are good...
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...bruises, however, are not.


That kinda looks...painful. It's not, though, so carry on.

John: *coughs up feathers*

*pops popcorn*



Professor Butters: "Oh, how sweet! Noone's ever told me they admire me for my brain power before!"

Judging by experience, that's because your dress is shorter in my game. You have to say good-bye now, John. You're tired, and you need to work tomorrow, plus go buy some things. Like clothes. You can't wear your uniform forever.



Hi, Aaroc! Just passing through?

"Yep."

Ok. Don't forget to hope for girls next generation!

"Can I bug Professor Butters?"

If you think you can get away with it, then go for it!

*buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

What was that? Oh, no. John! Who did you get?!



Aww! Poor Meadow! *can hear viewers laughing* John! Stop that this instant!





Don't cry. He's just a big bully, isn't he? Maybe someone can cheer you up?



Oh. Ok, then. That'll work. Yay for happy Meadow!





"I look much better now, huh?"

...

"You're still mad?"

... ?

"I'll try to pull an amusing face for you..."

...

Try.



Well, it's a vacant expression, anyway. You know, you're much to cute for your own good. Go to work.



Another promotion?

"Yep. Why is my trashcan tipped over?"

You have no evidence that proves that my very pregnant, and thus very emotional, simself came along and tipped it while you were gone.



Ha-ha! Can't you do better then that?

"Not until I finish this skill point."

Oh. Well, when you're done, go to bed. You have tomorrow off, and I have plans for you.

"..."

What?

"No evil laughter?"

It's not an evil plan.



"Hello? Professor Butters? It's John Twist. Do you want to come over? A friend? Okay, sure. Bring whoever you like. Right, sorry. Whomever."

*gigglesnort* Over the phone grammar lesson.



Ok, not exactly who I thought you'd bring. You do know she doesn't like John, right?



Aww. Nice to see you two are getting along. Now for the plan. Let's see how far we can get today.



Well, that's not very nice. What did Candi do?



Ha! Now you know how Meadow felt!



Spoilsport. You liked that. I for-see a house full of pranksters.



Case in point. My, don't you look a little on the evil side.



Note the exterminator cringing in the background. Don't worry, dude. They like it. And they will continue to prank each other, play red hands, hug, play kickybag, and flirt all the way to...



...Crush hearts.



Two sets. You couldn't have put them up at the same time, of course.



Aww. First suggestion.



I wonder if they said the same thing?



John: "It must be so stressful, keeping everyone so Squeaky Clean all the time."

Professor Butters: "Well, perhaps just a little."

John: "Let me help."



Ok, show of hands. How many of you wish you were her right now? Yeah, that's what I thought.



And now back to the flirting.



Oh, and the kissing. Yay! Their first non-mystery sim kiss!



And that's all they do...

Play kickybag or red hands...



...Flirt, hug, or kiss lightly...



...and gossip or prank.



Excuse me while I die of laughter. Why couldn't you do that when you were trying to butter me up?

Professor Butters: "I want to..."

Yes?



Professor Butters: "...play red hands."

That's because you seem to be winning.



Way to go for a free will kiss!



Oh, did Aaroc try to bug you already?



This is not taken for the prank, but to show that she stayed all day.



I wouldn't go in there if I were you.



Told you.

Not that she left the house afterward.



See? They do go in the house, they just don't do anything.



Rude much? You didn't even make her anything!



Aww.

That is all.



Jeez, throw her into the trashcan, why don't you?



Oh, sure, now you're best friends...

And you celebrate...

\

...with red hands. *eyeroll*



How about I don't point out that she is the one who started the make-out, hmm?

Oh, wait. I Just did.



Professor Butters: "You have quite a few knots right about here. Are you tired?"

John: "No, of course not."

Liar. You're dead on your feet.



That's a good boy. Say good-night and go to bed. You have to work again tomorrow.
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Welcome to the Vice Squad.
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John: "You remembered!"
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Yep. Hey, is that Jan Tellerman? If you send her home, you can invite Professor Butters back over.
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John: "Get lost, Jan."
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He looks so cute when she says yes!
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Double the love!
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And red hands.
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*dodges incoming bullets for next side*
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You see...
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I was showing my mom the special events camera, and forgot to turn it off. Whoops. And I had played to far without saving to fix it. Well, think of it as being saved from a proposal scene that I probably would later remember I read in one of the stories I read.
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Now, I was going to stop here, so I installed Nightlife. But then we went away for Thanksgiving, and had no Wi-fi. So I kept playing.



Newest Stats:

Name: John Twist
Sign: Scorpio
Stats: 6/5/8/3/3
Job: Vice Squad
Asperation: Knowledge
LTW: Max All Skills
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Green
Turn-Ons: Glasses & Red Hair
Turn-Off: Hats



I now pronounce you Founder and Foundress.



Oh, there's the guests. Hi Carl!



Well, he's not a cake shover. That's good, right?



Happy Honeymoon!

John: "Did I leave the oven on?"

No.



How was...oh. Let's just leave them alone, shall we?



Name: Professor Butters Twist (PB)
Sign: Scorpio
Stats: 6/5/8/3/3
Job: None
Asperation: Knowledge
LTW: Max All Skills
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Green
Turn-Ons: Red Hair & fitness
Turn-Off: Stink



*pop*

Congratulations! It's a baby bump!



This is one thing I love about Knowledge sims.

*roll want for skill point*
*complete*
*roll want for next skill point*

This is, by the way, PB skilling. Yes, I'm making the preganant SimSelf skill outside at night. John's on the mirror in the house.



John: "Hey, you're getting..."

Careful John.

John: "...more beautiful every time I look at you."

Good boy.



PB: "Honey?"

John: "Just a second."



PB: "Honey..."

John: "Hold on, I'm almost done."



John: "Hey! A Baby! Woo!"

PB: "Nice of you to notice."



Meet Alexander Twist. Red hair, green eyes, generic baby face. Until six-o'clock.



Oh. I guess it IS six-o'clock. So, how does he look.



PB: "He doesn't look like Cassius, don't worry."

I wasn't. Not really. Not that there's anything wrong with Cassius... *shifty eyes*



See? He's not so bad. I'm even getting used to him already. There, see? My, what a cute baby.

Name: Alexander Twist
Sign: Pices
Stats: 6/5/8/4/9 ... 9? how did that happen?
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green



What a good daddy you are You roll the wants to teach him all three skills!

John: "Come to Daddy, Alex."

Alex: "Goo?"



John: "Say Da-da!"

Alex: "Daddy! Daddy pway wif me!"



The secret to fast potty-training. A line of potty chairs, one parent puts the child on the potty, the other parent emptys the used pottys. Rinse, repeat.



PB: "Who's mommy's good boy?"

Alex: "Weee!!!"

Oh, look! You popped again! You are by far the best sim mother I've ever played.



PB: "Honey..."

John: *zzzzzhuhwazthatzzzzz*



PB: "JOHN GET YOUR LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING *screams* OUT OF THAT BED AND DON'T YOU DARE MAKE IT UP FIRST!!!!!"

John: "Huh-what-oh-BABY!"



It's a girl! Let's name her Alice!

PB: "Did you just name my child after a Cullen, just because I picked on the sparkles?"

No. I had already picked out a bunch of names before that.

PB: "Alice it is then."



Carl: "Dude, was your house this pink at your wedding?"



Carl: "Hi! How come we didn't meet at your wedding?"

I haven't the foggiest, Carl.



Have fun as a Mailroom Technican!

PB: "Bye!"



I'm sorry John. I didn't know that when you ran up on the roof, there would be no roof entrance to the building, so you would have to bust through a window and drop in just as the rest of the team gassed the place, and you without a mask.



Oh and look. You have a nanny, who's name I forgot. But she took really good care of both the kids, didn't make any messes, and didn't try to take a bath until just as PB was getting out of the carpool.



I was going to saysomething here about the fact that my pregnant Simself doesn't look pregnant. Then I remembered that I had already played that house all the way up until the baby was born.



Happy Birthday, Alex! Now, go change into what I got you, ok?

Alex: "Ok, Mrs. Voice-Lady!"



Alex: "Hello Mr. Bui, sir. No, down here."

Carl: "Oh, hi little dude. You can call me Carl, ok?"



Alex: "Ok Carl! We're going to be bestest friends one day, right?"

Aww, what a little sweetheart!



And here is where I will finally let you go. I really can't think of any questions right now, so enjoy this picture of Alex jumping on the bed.

See you next time!

Welcome Back! This, by the way is Alice. Isn't she cute right now?



John: "AHHH!!! Don't take this picture!"

Too late!



Alex: "Welcome home, daddy! You're just in time to toss Alice!"



You can't tell, but she got a cake and a party.

Bye cute little baby...



...hello Alice.

Alice: "Down!"

Why do you want...oh...



Hi Aaroc!

(prepare for cuteness overload)



Aaroc: "Hi there, Alice. Did you want my attention?"

Alice: "Up, up, UP!"



Aaroc: "Better?"

Alice: "Hug!"



Alice: (muffled) "Mine."

(Montage to follow)



Alice: (giggling) "Whee!!!"



(end of montage)



Yes, I know the walls are down. Look closely.

John's College Friend: Alone in kitchen.

Carl & Alex: Chating in Master Bedroom.

John & PB: Making out in same bedroom.

Alice: Asleep in crib.

Aaroc: Taking bubble bath!



Alice: " *Yawn* A'r'c?"

He went home, sweetie.

Alice: "A'r'c...gone?"

Yep.



Alice: "WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



Alice: "...A'r'c..."



Alex: "I can't tip you, 'cuz I don't have any money. How about mommy's pearls instead?"



Alex: "Goochie Goochie Goo!"

Alice: (giggles)



Alice: "Bwuber."



And so the skilling starts.

Walking,...



...Talking,...



...And Potty Training. Where are you going, anyway?



Alice: "Read, Daddy, Read!"

I think your momma has other plans...



Alice: "Whee!!"



PB: "Tag!"

See? Alex has fun, too. It's just that everyone wants to play with Alice.



You have to stop. It's party time!

John: "Be right there."



Aaroc: "Look how helpful I am! I brought the next Simself in line with me!"

That's very good, Aaroc. Not that I have to worry about it until you start popping out kids.



Everyone but Aaroc and the college chick: "Woo! Happy Birthday!"



Aaroc: "Woo!"



Congradulations, your a kid. Go change.

Alice: "K."



Alice: "Aaroc! I can reach you by myself now!"



*sings*

Aaroc had a little girl,
Little girl, little girl,
Aaroc had a little girl,
Who did adore him so.

Everywhere that Aaroc went,
Aaroc went, Aaroc went,
Everywhere that Aaroc went
The girl was sure to go.

Speaking of songs...



Both: Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back.



She asked her mother, mother, mother
For 50 cents, cents, cents
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants
Jump over the fence, fence, fence.



They jumped so high, high, high
They reached the sky, sky, sky
And they didn't come back, back, back
'Til the 4th of July, ly, ly!

And, yes. I did look up the lyrics to Mary Mack, because I'm 22 years old, and have forgoten them.



Baby number three is on the way!



Alice: "Hi Aaroc! Can you come over? Well, yeah, I do have to go to school, but daddy wants to talk to you. Ok!"



John: "Hello, Aaroc, was it? I'm glad you're here."



John: "Now I can kill you myself!"

Aaroc: "What?!"



John: "Just what do you plan to do with my ten-year-old daughter?!"

Aaroc: "Oh. That."



Aaroc: "Mr. Twist, I'm a simself, just as your wife is a simself. I was moved to this town for one reason. I have to marry Alice when she comes back from college. Just as Ben will marry our first daughter, and Candi will marry their first son. You've started a legacy, John. Strange relationships come with the territory.

John: "Oh."



Aaroc: "If it makes you feel any better, I can't even kiss her until she's a teenager."

John: "Well, ok. I guess you're alright."



Alex: "Daddy, daddy! I got an A+!"



*insert popping noise here*



*jumps up and down screaming*

John! You did it! You completed your LTW!

* throws confettii*



Happy Birthday, Alex!



*staycutestaycutestaycutestaycute*



Oh. Did I not take a picture of the after? All well. You'll see him in a bit.

PB: "Honey..."



John: *zzzzzzzzznotanotheronezzzzzzzzz*



It's a....boy. Dangit. I wanted a girl for Carl. All well. Meet Adam. Red hair, Green eyes, gonna look like his momma, you get the idea.



*gigglesnort*

Fry there, i mean, hi there, John. Feeling....boxed in today? A bit of grease in your hair?

John: "Go ahead, laugh it up."

Ok. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!



Some of you may be used to this by now, but I usually work my sims so much, they never have time to do this stuff.



John: "Lesson One: The Importance of Amusing Your Aurthor."



Alice: "Hi mommy! Did you get a promotion again today?"



......I don't remember why I took this picture......So, um, enjoy?

John: "Matchmaker."

Ah, yes.



Alex: "Hi, I'm Alex. I'm a family sim, a legacy spare, and my biggest want right now is my first kiss."

Jessi: "Hi, I'm Jessi King. I'm a pleasure sim with 6 sisters. We were created to be placeholders someday, and my biggest want right now does not involve you. None of them do. Sorry."

Alex: "Oh. How about we just be friends, then? Come on in."



Alice: "Hey, I don't know you. You must be Someone New. Hi!"



John & Jessi: "Yuck!"

Good. Married men should not be attracted to their teenage son's date.



*pop*

Alex: "Another one?! Have you no control?!"

John: "Voice is a softie, and is trying for a girl for Carl."



Alice: "There's a baby in there?"

PB: "Yep."



Alice: "Hello? Can you hear me, little baby? Mommy, I don't hear anything."

PB: "That's okay, sweetheart. She can hear you."



Alice: "Hi Aaroc! It's a big birthday today, and mommy is getting fat 'cuz there's a baby in there, but no-one will tell me how it got in there, and I asked Alex, but he said mommy would kill him if he told me, so I asked mommy, and she said I was to young to know yet, so I asked daddy, and he said I could ask you 'cuz you'd show me one day, and today is a day, so how did it get in there?"

Aaroc: "Uh..."



Sorry Adam, but we only have the money for one cake. Happy Birthday, though.



How about I just sit here awhile and not go to the next picture?

Alex: "You have to."

*cries*



You see, I've never played a founder to elder before. That's right. THIS is officeally my longest legacy to date.



I'm sad now.

John: "Just wait 'till I die."

*bawls*



John: "Look, even Maria is cheering."

Oh, is that her name? Ok, go ahead. Get old on me.



John: "Ta-da!"

That's nice, go change.



The two birthday boys.

...I'm still sad.



PB: "Hooray! This is the last time I'll have to pop!"



John: "Say Highchair."

Adam: "No got Hi'chair."



John: "Ok, then. Say Bottle."

Adam: "Bottle."



John: "Say Too Much Flash."

Har-d-har-har. Serriously, what happened to this picture? It was fine when I took it...



John: "Say Daddy."

Adam: "Daddy old."



John: "Good for you, Adam! You're a big boy now!"

Adam: "Big kid! Big kid!"



What? You don't like my montages?



Make a wish.

Alice: "I wish for..."

Don't tell, or it won't come true.



Alice: "Yay! Aaroc!"

Aaroc: "Oof."



Carl: "Yuck."

She's not yours.



Carl: "Yeah, like, I know. Mine hasn't even been, like, born yet."



Aaroc: "So, what did you pick?"

Alice: "Fortune."



Aww. Aren't they cute?

*faint screams*



*snort* Everyone panics except the future husband.



Welcome little Ava Twist. Same as the other three. If a red-haired, green-eyed man marries a red-haired, green-eyed woman, guess what all their kids will have?



Alice: "Goodnight, Aaroc."



There we go. Make-over complete.



Beth: "Hi, I'm Beth King, one of Jessi's sisters! I'm a fortune sim."

Alex: "But do you like me?"



Beth: "Yes. In fact..."



Aww! His first kiss!



Shoot! I forgot that all of the good dates end in a goodnight kiss. Aaroc, you thief!

Here. Have a make-out instead.





Look, Adam! You got a cake!



Proof he became a kid.



Oops. I missed Ava's birthday completly.



Gee, thanks Aaroc. You know what? I think I'll let her keep it.



Ah, here we are. Hello there, Adam.



Oh good greif. Did you just grow up unnoticed AGAIN?



Aaroc, honey, you don't have to sneak up here. You were invited.



Happy Birthday, PB.



Go change.



PB: "My children are going to leave me."

See that black spot behind Aaroc's elbow? That's Ava.



Driver: "Where to, kid?"

Alex: "Sim State, please."



Oooo...limo...cool...



Whoops. All well. Go change.

(Is anyone sick of me saying that yet?)



Look! An after picture! I remembered!



And now Alice can leave, too.

With two elders in the house, I'm afraid to wait too long to send these kids to college, and have John die before any grandkids come along.



Yay! Two perma-plat elders!



Just a little more, Adam. You're almost ready for college yourself.



See? Here's Ava. Who is not goth. Tell them what you are, honey.

Ava: "I am an independant woman, capaple of dressing myself however I see fit."

There you go. She's special.



Headmaster Korey Ja-whatchamawhozit....the one that sounds like a sneeze: "What a lovely yard, full of indoor things, and a tiny little pink house."

Yes, well. I forgot to build a bigger house, ok? I'll do it when the kids are at college.



Headmaster: "I'm sorry, but your house is too pink for our school. Try Barbie Academy for girls."

PB: "We have a son, too."

Headmaster: "Homeschool?"



Ava: "Quick! Take a picture!"

Why?



Ava: "Sparkles!"

Oh. *ahem* Whoo! Birthday! Whoo!



I love that shirt. In case you can't see, it says:
DON'T WORRY
It's not my blood



Now that Ava is a teen, Adam can leave for college.



Don't worry, Ava doesn't need too much more before going to college.



Ava: "Obviously."

*crosses eyes and sticks out tounge*

Just for that, I'll end the chapter here, and make the next one just of college.

See you next time, folks!

“The road of life twists and turns and no two directions are ever the same. Yet our lessons come from the journey, not the destination.”

Thank you, Sadie, for giving me a quote to start with!

Welcome back, readers! What's that? You don't know who this is? Well, that's a surprise!

Let's carry on, shall we? When we left off, the twist teens had all headed for collage. I do warn you, even though it's kind of a long chapter, things tend to fly by quickly.



This is a matchmaker date, Phoebe McCullough. Things went very well.



Very, very well. This is the next day. MUCH faster then John and PB.

Alex: "I cannot promise you a life of sunshine;
I cannot promise riches, wealth, or gold;
I cannot promise you an easy pathway
That leads away from change or growing old.

But I can promise all my heart's devotion;
A smile to chase away your tears of sorrow;
A love that's ever true and ever growing;
A hand to hold in yours through each tomorrow.

Please, my angel, Marry Me"



Phoebe: "Oh, Alex! Yes, yes, forever yes!"

Awww!!!!!! *melts*



Off to your first final, I see.

Alex: "Yep."

When you get back, Alice can move in.



You may wonder why there are two complete bedrooms stuffed into one room in such an un-useable manner...



This is why. So that Alex and Phoebe, and then Alice and Aaroc can woohoo comfortably.



Alice: "I love you not only for what you are,
But for what I am when I am with you
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself
But for what you are making me
I love you for the part of me that you bring out.
I love you for passing over all my foolish and weak traits,
That you can't help but see
I love you for drawing out into the light my beauty,
That no one else had looked quite far enough to din
I love you, Aaroc, marry me."



Aaroc: "*gasps* This is so unexpected! Yes, of course I'll marry you!"



And now the bedrooms are back to normal.



Aww, Adam! You got your first kiss! Who is she?

Adam: "Suzie Alioto"

And now that Ava's moved in, it's time to move everyone out.



Name: Alexander Twist (Alex)
Sign: Pisces
Stats: 6/5/8/4/9
Asp: Family
LTW: Reach Golden Ann.
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Turn Ons: Blonde Hair & Make-up
Turn Off: Cologne



Name: Alice Twist
Sign: Pisces
Stats: 6/5/8/4/9
Asp: Fortune
LTW: Criminal Mastermind
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Turn Ons: Brown Hair & Fitness
Turn Off: Make-up



Name: Adam Twist
Sign: Aries
Stats: 10/10/6/3/1
Asp: Knowledge
LTW: Chief Of Staff
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Turn Ons: Red Hair & Make-up
Turn Off: Cologne



Name: Ava Twist
Sign: Scorpio
Stats: 6/4/8/3/3
Asp: Popularity
LTW: ...umm...something friend related...doesn't really matter
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Turn Ons: Blonde Hair & Fitness
Turn Off: Make-up



Here is the new and improved Greek house. Much better, no?



The inside, for those who wish to see...



Now, then. Time to start the flirting.



Oh, good. They like each other!



Aww! First kiss!



Aaroc? What are you doing to my door?



Are you having a pillow fight with the door, or is the house so small you can't have a real pillow fight?



Ahh. Ok. Alice has a pillow too. It's just a small house.



Alice: "I'm off to finals."

Adam: "Hey!"



Adam: "Wait up, Alice! I'm comming, too!"



Ava has finals a few hours later.

Ava: "Here comes Adam."



The only thing I hate about greek houses. Anytime I can't find my sim, I always find they're off getting pizza.



Alex, Stop that a minute, please.



Alex: "Are you going to yell at me?"

No, I knew you'd have to go through the Junior re-roll. But, Alex, WHY did you have to roll Pleasure? You're going to be impossable to please, now...

Alex: "I'm sorry. Can I make it up to you?"



It's okay, I'm just pregnant again, that's all.

Note all the pets. A bird, LouLou, a wormrat, Brownie, and a puppy, Lady



Who's that in the hot tub that we just bought?



Oh. Well, that's fine. Glad to see you guys are having more fun then your father ever did, lol.



Adam: "I wrote your name in sky but the wind blew it away,
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it way,
I wrote your name in my heart and for ever it will stay.
My darling Suzie, will you marry me?"

Suzie: "Oh, puke, no!"

WHAT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Look at that smug expression. How would you like to be dead, hmm? Alex will...

Suzie: "Alex isn't here."



Well, Alice will...

Suzie: "Will walk by calmly as Adam jumps into my arms."

*takes deep breath* AVA!!!



SHE DID WHAT?????!!!!! WHY THAT NO GOOD LITTLE #@^%*&^^&#$#^t^&$&#$^&%%*$%$&$$%$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I OUGHTA $%$*^&&)*&$$#%^*(&)*&*%$$%$#$#%&^&^^%%$$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There we go.



Suzie: "Where did you get that drink? Hey, what's in this, anyway?! AHHH!!!! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!!"

Please excuse me while I just go over here and not care.



Adam: "Redhands? You really think that will work, dad?"

John: *sound of muffled talking*



*screams of outrage from over phone*

PB: *muffed talking, with John whining in the background.*

Adam: "Hey, that's perfect! You're the best, mom!"



Adam: "Let me try this again..."



Adam: "Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm’d,
And every fair from fair sometime decllines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course untrimm’d:
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ou’st,
Nor shall death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st,
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee."

*holds gun on Suzie*



Suzie: *gasps* "Um..."



Suzie: "Wow, that is a pretty ring. Um..."



Suzie: "Well, ok. I guess I can marry you."



Suzie: "I'm happy. See? Happy happy happy!" *nervous laugh*



Suzie: "Um, yay! Marriage!"



Junior Re-roll strikes again. What did you roll?

Alice: "Romance."

Wonderful. A Romance heiress in only the second generation.



It occured to me that I hadn't made-over Suzie yet. So, here she is. Pretty, but I still don't trust her.



Adam: "Before you ask, Family."

Aww, you're such a good boy! You'll make you're momma proud. A squeaky clean Family sim son, who is probably the best looking of his siblings, face-wise.



Alex: "White stuff."

Snow, dear.

Alex: "Is too!"



Ok, why are you making that face?

Suzie: "Adam is mean!"

No he's not! Why would you say that?!



Suzie: "Eeeeeekkkkkkk!!!!!!"

Oh. Adam, don't kill her. Save some for the rest of us.



Suzie: "The voice hates me. I'll never graduate. I'll never get married. I'll never have kids."



Suzie: "I'll be kill in some freak "accident" and never be resarected."

Worry-wart.



Look! Snowball fight!



Mr. Penguin, you assignment is to go undercover, and find out if the simself I thought might be Danny is actually Snor, or it I was right, and it's Danny after all. This snowman will self-destruct in 3-2-1...*poof*

Why does that self-destruct phrase alway make me think of Inspector Gadget?



*ear-piercing scream that echos across the sim world*



What do you mean, you oly have 5 hours until you graduate?! You can't leave me yet! I haven't even began to think of who could ever come close to replacing you! No-one could! That's why this chapter has taken so long to get out! I didn't want to lose track of you when you graduate!

Carl: "Like, chill out, Voice-dudette. I like, totally took care of it. No sweat."



You did? When? Who is it? Are they nice? Where did you find them? What if I don't like them?

Carl: "Yes, I did. Like, before the others moved in. I can't, like, tell you. It's totally a surprise. Yeah, they're, like, super nice. I found them on campus, duh. And, like, you'll totally love them more then, like, you love me."

Well, that'll be kinda hard to do, so there. Oh, and go answer the phone. I just called someone for you.



Carl: "Like, hello?"

*muffled talking on phone*



Carl: "Like, John! Dude! It's, like, you!"



Well, you look accomplished. Hey, what's it your pocket?



Carl: "I, like, practiced this so I wouldn't, like, mess up or, like, put a bunch of, like, likes in it."



Carl: "I'll paint a sun to warm your heart
Knowing that we'll never part.
I'll draw the years all passing by
So much to learn, so much to try.

I'll paint my mood in a shadow blue,
Paint my soul to be with you.
I'll sketch your lips in shaded tones,
Draw your mouth to my own.

I'll trace a hand to wipe your tears
And trace a look to calm your fears.
A silhouette of dark and light
To hold each other oh so tight.

I'll paint the stars in the evening sky,
Draw the light into your eyes,
A touch of love, a touch of grace,
To softly fall on your moonlit face.

And with this ring our lives will start,
Let nothing keep our love apart.
I'll take your hand to hold in mine,
And be together through all time."



Ava: "Oh, Carl!"



I think that's a yes. And really, who wouldn't say yes to that proposal?



I don't know these people, but Carl does, so they were invited.



Well, it's nice to see that John and PB haven't changed any, lol.



Adam: "Mom, I'd like you to meet Suzie."

PB: "So, you're the little witch who said no to my little boy, huh?"

Adam: "Mooooommmmmm....."



No! Don't grow up! Please?



Carl: "Like, All changes are more or less tinged with melancholy, for what we are leaving behind is part of ourselves.

Glad to see that Philosaphy Degree is worth something, lol.



Carl: "Like, perfect timeing. Here comes my replacement. See you around, Voice-dudette."

See you soon, Carl. You still have to come back for every graduation, you know. Now, as to the new placeholder...



Belle! Ohmygosh, Carl replaced himself as placeholder with my own daughter.

Belle: "Hi, momma."

Name: Belle Skarsgård
Sign: Aries
Stats: 9/9/6/3/5
Asp: Pleasure
LTW: Become a Professional Party Guest
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Custom Blue
Turn Ons: Brown Hair & Fitness
Turn Off: Cologne



See? I told you time flew by. Now Alex has graduated, a semester later.



Throw a party, and we'll see what the guests get up to.



Intros first. Here is Christie.

Christie: *hums Seasons of Love*

That's my little RENT-head for ya.

Christie: *swiches to humming Womanizer*



This is Callie and Danny/Snor. (someone please tell me which one!)

And you've already met Aaroc.



You obviously know these two, or else you haven't been reading my story, have you?



Oh, hi Alex...er...my Alex. Hi hubby!!!! If you're here, then...



...So am I! Hi me!



Four make-outs at once, and you can't even see poor Belle standing in the middle, alone.



Oooo...cute rocker boy alert!



Christie: "If that's Danny outside, watch out for (g)rape juice..."

Callie: "And if it's Snor..."

Both: "Watch out for Sadie!"



Don't break him, PB. We need him.



Oh, good god. Remind me to change your clothes, Carl.



*giggles* My husband is chasing me into the backyard with a pillow.



Gosh, Phoebe. Way to endear yourself to your in-laws. Kill your future-father-in-law with a water ballon in the snow.



Alex, stop hitting on my daughter.



Suzie: "See?! He doesn't clober her with baseballs!"

Adam: "Oh, my neck!"



Congratulations, Alex. Now you can be with Phoebe.



Look! A big back porch! A bigger kitchen! Paint on the computer house!



Oh, Alice! Growing up in the smallest corner of the bathroom? You're not giving me alot of hope for your birthing skills...



Gosh Suzie. Is your Wormrat more important then Adam? Hmm??



Notice that there are no pictures of the time between graduations? My sims lead boring lives full of skilling, studying, and going to class.



Oh, look! Here's one! Rock chick supremos!



Aww! Belle's got a boyfriend. Ashley Pitts, if you can't tell. I was aiming for Castor Nova, but he brought over Ashley here, and Belle choose Ashley instead.



Well, that's the last of the graduations this generation.



(bubble-butt, bubble-butt)



Say goodbye to all my nice readers, Belle.

Belle: "Bye! Come back and read more next time! Leave lots of nice comments! Tell Mooma what you thought of the proposals!"

Thank you, my pushy little daughter.

See you next time!

Welcome back to Twisting The Alphabet. My friend informed me I should update more often, so here is your update, Christie. Weddings and Babies.

When we left off, Carl, Alex, Alice, Ava, Adam, and Sophie had all graduated, and moved home. Let the weddings began!

But first, a small side-track.....

Why are there three things of bread in the refridgerator door??? All well...wedding time!



Hey look! It's Sadie! Hi Sadie!

Phoebe: "Hello, lady I've never met before. Would you like to come to my wedding in two minutes?"

Sadie: "Hmmm..."

Sadie, this is a motherlode house. They have nice things to play with.

Sadie: "Oooo fun! Count me in!"



Aww, my little girl inheireted my brains, i see. Walk AROUND the diagonal, Belle. And were is everyone else?



Belle: "Hey, guys! Forget the food! There's a diagonal over here! Let's get stuck! Anyone?"

*general sounds of munching*



Well, back to the happy couple, then.



Phoebe: "Ready, hunny?"

Alex: "Ready."



Phoebe: "All that I am and all that I have, I offer to you in love and in joy.
From this day forward I will love and comfort you, hold you close,
prize you above all others,
and remain faithful to you all the days of our lives."



Alex: "Phoebe, I take you to be my wife from this time onward,
to join with you and to share all that is to come, to be your faithful husband,
to give and to receive, to speak and to listen, to inspire and to respond;
a commitment made in love, kept in faith, and eternally made new."



Aww, how sweet!!

During the weddings, I'm going to re-do the Name/Sign/Stat thing, since I think I messed it up a little in the chapter. And I never told you their new LTWs.



Name: Phoebe McCullough
Sign: Cancer
Stats: 6/3/6/4/6
Asp: Family
LTW: Top of the Education Career
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Turn Ons:
Turn Off:

Name: Alexander McCullough (Alex)
Sign: Pisces
Stats: 6/5/8/4/9
Asp: Pleasure
LTW: Become Celebrity Chef
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Turn Ons: Make-up & Blonde Hair
Turn Off: Stink



Oh, hey. Belle made it around the diagonal!



Not that most people cared.



Especially Sadie. What are you playing?



Sadie: "*beats out random notes* One, he loves; two, he loves;
Three, he loves, they say;
Four, he loves with all his heart;
Five, he casts away.
Six, he loves; seven, she loves;
Eight, they both love.
Nine, he comes; ten, he tarries;
Eleven, he courts; twelve, he marries."

Oh...um...ok, then.



This doesn't look like much of a party, does it?



Phoebe: "Mmmuph!!!"

Alex: "Oh, I'm sorry, baby. Was that too much?"

Bubble-brained Pleasure sim.



This is so not safe. Although the guests all are polite enough to eat outside, and not trample all over the house. Even Sadie came and got cake.



Suzie: "I, Suzie, take you, Adam, to be my lawfully wedded husband, secure in the knowledge that you will be my constant friend, my faithful partner in life, and my one true love.
On this special day, I give to you in the presence of the Goddess and all those in attendance my sacred promise to stay by your side as your faithful wife in sickness and in health, in joy and in sorrow, as well as through the good times and the bad.
I promise to love you without reservation, comfort you in times of distress, encourage you to achieve all of your goals, laugh with you and cry with you, grow with you in mind and spirit, always be open and honest with you, and cherish you for as long as we both shall live."



Adam: "I, Adam, take you, Suzie, to be my lawfully wedded wife, knowing in my heart that you will be my constant friend, my faithful partner in life, and my one true love. On this special day, I give to you in the presence of the Goddess and all those in attendance my sacred promise to stay by your side as your faithful husband in sickness and in health, in joy and in sorrow, as well as through the good times and the bad.
I promise to love you without reservation, honor and respect you, provide for your needs as best I can, protect you from harm, comfort you in times of distress, grow with you in mind and spirit, always be open and honest with you, and cherish you for as long as we both shall live."



Name: Suzie Alioto
Sign: Virgo
Stats: 9/2/6/3/5
Asp: Family
LTW: Have 6 Granchilren
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Turn Ons: Fitness & Red Hair
Turn Off: Make-up

Name: Adam Alioto
Sign: Aries
Stats: 10/10/6/3/1
Asp: Family
LTW: Have 6 Grandchildren
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Turn Ons: Make-up & Red Hair
Turn Off: Facial Hair



I wonder for a moment why Suzie was ignoring her guests.

Then I turned free-will back on.



And she played catch with Adam.

Catch: The new Red-Hands.



Christie, you're sneekin'....



*SPLAT*

Callie: "Did you know that me and Christie are friends?"



Callie: "See?"

John, I see you.



*SPLAT*



See what you've done, Christie? This would be anoying if it wasn't so helpful party-score-wise.



This looks backwards to me. I'm not sure why, since, If Adam were driving, it would somehow look normal.



Alice: "I'm bored. When is my wedding?"

After Ava's. Be patient.

In case you can't tell:
Front Row: Alice
Middle Row: Alex and Aaroc
Back Row: John and Belle



Front Row: Callie
Middle Row: Candi and Suzie
Back Row: Adam

For some reason, the only wedding PB attended was Alex's. And I'm not sure why Phoebe didn't show. Maybe she's not friendly enough with Ava or Carl?



Carl: "You are God's precious gift to me, my springtime, my hope and my joy.
You are everything that's good and pure and true and I worship
you with my mind, body and soul.
How blessed I am to be able to say that you are mine,
to be able to love and cherish you for
the rest of my days.
I vow to always put you first in my life, always be there to comfort
you in your sorrow and rejoice with you in your victories.
May our hearts and very breath become one as we unite this day as
husband and wife.
I promise to be your true love from this day forward and forevermore."



Ava: "I, Ava, ask you, Carl, to be my husband as well as my friend and my love.
On this day I affirm the relationship we have enjoyed, looking to the future
to deepen and strengthen it.
I will be yours in plenty and in want, in sickness and in health, in failure and in triumph.
Together we will dream, will stumble but restore each other, we will share all things,
serving each other and our fellow humanity.
I will cherish and respect you, comfort and encourage you, be open with you,
and stay with you as long as we shall live, freed and bound by our Love."



Name: Carl Bui
Sign: Gemini
Stats: 4/7/8/3/3
Asp: Fortune
LTW: Earn $100,000
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Turn Ons: Make-up & Red Hair
Turn Off: Cologne

Name: Ava Bui
Sign: Scorpio
Stats: 6/5/8/3/3
Asp: Romance
LTW: Become Professional Party Guest
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Turn Ons: Fitness & Blonde Hair
Turn Off: Cologne



Oh, hi Ben. Gate-Crashing?

Ben: "Playing with a stray dog."

Ah. Carry-on, then. I'll just show a small montage for a second.




This has been simselves on parade. Tune in next time for... *changes channel*



You couldn't eat the cake?



I blame you, Alice. How am I suppost to properly train him if you're just as bad, hmm?



Oh, I give up. Let's change houses again.



The new and improved Legacy Home.

(For Those Who Don't Like The Phrase 'New And Improved': Improved, because it's bigger and better. And New, because very little of the origanal house remains.)



And top-down for those who wanna see.



Go eat. You can finish your self-portrait later.



Ooo...party time!



Belle: "How did you pull it off?"



I told her I was inviting Snor and your father.

Belle: "Oh, eww!!! She wants daddy???!!!"

Sadie: "When a twister twisting twists him a twist,
For twisting a twist three twists he must twist;
But if one of the twists untwists from the twist,
The twist untwisting untwists all the twist."

Mind-boggling, Sadiekins. Simply Mind-boggling.



Front Row: Belle, Alex, Suzie, and PB
Next Row: John, Candi, Snor, and Christie



The Rest Of The Guests:
From the left: Welcome, Callie, Ben, Sadie, and Phoebe

I said I invited Alex and myself. I never said we accepted.



Alice: "My beloved Aaroc, on the day that I first met you, I knew at once that you were the one that the Goddess chose for me to be my partner, the person who shall be one flesh with me, the one whom I shall call my one and only love for as long as I live. You are, to me, beautiful: beautiful, not just in face, but also in spirit. You are a wonder to behold, and I am grateful to the Voice Almighty that She has chosen to give you to me.
And so, my beloved Aaroc, place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm, as King Solomon has said. My love for you is as strong as death, as strong as my belief in the Goddess Who created us. I promise to you that the flames of my love shall never waver for as long as we both shall live."



Aaroc: "As freely, Alice, as your Goddess has given me life,
I join my life with yours.
Wherever you go, I will go;
whatever you face, I will face.
For good or ill, in happiness or sadness,
come riches or poverty,
I take you as my wife, and will give myself to no other."



*cheers, applause, and weeping*

Name: Alice Twist
Sign: Pisces
Stats: 6/5/8/4/9
Asp: Romance
LTW: Become Professional Party Guest
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Turn Ons: Fitness & Brown Hair
Turn Off: Make-up

Name: Aaroc Twist
Sign: Sagittarius
Stats: 2/3/6/10/4
Asp: Knowledge
LTW: Become Mad Scientist
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Turn Ons: Fatness & Make-up
Turn Off: Cologne



Well, at least everyone waited until after the wedding to start the toasts.



Ok, seriously?! There is not a single point differnce between you and Alex. Why is he a cake-shover, while you're a cake-feeder???



Again with the backward.

All well.

Aaroc: "Wait, I wasn't ready."



Aaroc: "Take it again."

*click*

Aaroc: "Thanks!"



Good Morning!

Aaroc: *sniff*

Uh-oh. *hunts down rest of household*



What? No! No-no-no-no-no!!! NO! She's not that old yet!!! Shoo! Go away, Grim!



You can't die yet! You haven't had grandkids!



Death: (voice that squeaks worse then a teen-age boy's voice change) "DeAtH wAiTs FoR nO-oNe."

What, are you the intern or somthing?

Death: "HaVe YoU eVeR rEaD a StOrY wItH a SqUeAkY dEaTh?"

Well, no. Not that I recall.

Death: "WeLl, ThErE yOu Go. yOu'Re OrIgInAl.



Aaroc: "Whaaaaa!!!"

PB left:
Aaroc $290
John $20,000
Alexander $700
Adam $2,200
Ava $4,600

What about Alice??



What? You didn't really expect the mausoleum to be pink, did you?



1) Gross
2) Serves you right for walking past the refridgerator just to eat the rotted cake outside.
3) Double gross



Well, I was prepared for a break-down when John got home. Guess he's too tired to notice who's missing.



John, I hope she haunts you. Let's see how everyone else is fairing.



*SPLAT*

Adam: "Suzie? Honey?"

Suzie: *zzzzzzzzzmacandcheesezzzzzzzz* *wakes up* *takes two bites*

*SPLAT*



Guess what the next slides will be?



Baby: *mmm...munch munch...mommy hair*



Meet Blossom McCullough. Red hair, Green eyes.



You're early. It's still fall.

Amazingly, right after I took this picture, he turned and waddled back the way he came.



Welcome home.

Suzie: *screams*

Adam: "I'm almost there!"



I'm glad you're outside. Group panic is fun to watch.



Alex: "Is it over?"



Suzie: "*huffpuffhuffpuff*Do *pant* you *groan* see *huffpuffhuffpuff* a baby?"

Alex: "........................no."



Suzie: "Oooo! Mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah!!!"



Baby: *gurrglegurrglespitupsquealofdelight*



Meet Buttercup Alioto. Red Hair, Green Eyes. I sense a pattern.



Ava: "It's okay, Cuppy. Auntie Ava's got you."

....Cuppy?



*poof of confettii*

Oh, hey, I forgot to tell you. Adam adopted Bonkers here, who has just become an adult cat. Bonkers was the first cat adopted the PB's legacy, so when Adam wanted a kitten, I choose Bonkers, 'cuz I'm sneaky like that.

But on with the babies...



Ava: "Daddy, what do I do?"

John: "How should I know? I'll go find a girl."



Ava: "Nevermind!"

This is Beryl Bui, who has Blonde Hair and Green Eyes, and who would have been named Bubbles, except....



She had twins.

Alice: "Show-off."

This Baird Bui, with Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes. I hear-by dub you 'The Tounge-Twister Twins.'



John: "You are going to come tommorrow, right?"

Ava: "Of course, Daddy."



Ok, this is Snor.



THIS is Danny.

*mubbles about having never met these people, how should I know what they look like?*



Alice: "Um, hello? Anyone?"

*sound of small stampede*



Alice: "Owowowowow!!!!!!!!!!!! Make it stop!!!"



That's it? These are the only one who came?



Alice: "Daddy!!"



Alice: "AAROC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



Alice: "Oh, Aaroc, it's a...Aaroc?"



He didn't come? That's it! I'll find him, if I have to search every room in this house!



Not trapped in the hall...let's start with the rooms on the left side. *enters door on right in forefront*



No-one John's room but Aaroc's puppy, Coraa, named for Aaroc's Nunya foundress.

Next door, then.



He's not trapped int he kids' room.

Across the hall?



Nope, no-one in the kitchen.

*takes door on far left, just off camera a bit*



Nope, just his cereal bowl.

*Goes into next room, across the hall from where Alice is*



Not in the nursery.

*slips through wall, behind the bunny*



Nope, not in the bathroom.

*through door behind camera*



Not here.

*goes through door opiste of the one you see. that one is the bathroom door*



Hmm. No-one in the living room.

Outside, then?



Ah-HA!! No, wait, that's Snor again.

He must be out here somewhere, though.



Anyway, here's Beau Twist. Brown Hair, Brown Eyes.


You're taking care of the wrong end, Ava. He needs emptied, not re-filled.



John: "Hello? Yes, I'd like to retire. Why? Well, because it's 5:30, and I'm 83."



*sigh*

This is depressing.



Take him to PB, Grimmy.



*Aaroc and Danny start crying*

John left:
Ava $7,400
Beau $925
Alexander $1,200
Alice $1,800
Adam $2,900
and two more unlisted people an unknown amount



My love, there's only you in my life
The only thing that's right
My first love, you're every breath that I take
You're every step I make

And I, I want to share all my love with you
No one else will do
And your eyes, they tell me how much you care
Oh, yes you will always be my endless love

Two hearts, two hearts that beat as one
Our lives have just begun
Forever, I'll hold you close in my arms
I can't resist your charms

And love, I'll be a fool for you, I'm sure
You know I don't mind, you know I don't mind
'Cause you, you mean the world to me
Oh, I know, I know I found in you, my endless love

And love, I'll be that fool for you, I'm sure
You know I don't mind, you know I don't mind
And yes, you'll be the only one
'Cause no one can't deny this love I have inside
And I'll give it all to you, my love, my endless love

My love, there's only you in my life
The only thing that's right
My first love, you're every breath that I take



And on that oh-so-happy note, I'll leave you with a picture of Christie's boots, because I know she'll love them.

See you all next time.

Welcome back, I'm glad you're still with us! Do you like my cover? I made it myself! Let's carry on, shall we?
I must warn you, this chapter bounces. I wasn't sure how to keep you all in the loop about my spares, without taking away from the main family. This is what I ended up with, so I hope you like it.



If you recall, we left off with the deaths of my founding couple. Since my heiress is of the A generation, that makes me a bad sim player, but all well.



I'm not sure you can tell, but there is a small black puppy in Aaroc's hands. His name is Benny, and he will be Coraa's mate.



Adam, why are you furious at your own daughter? Nutty Sim. Anyway, it's Beau's birthday already. Not that you can see Beau, but, trust me, Aaroc has him.



Alice: "How does he look?"

Aaroc: "Take him to the mirror and see for yourself."



Aww, look! He's cute!

Alice: "You put make-up on my little boy."

Technicly, yes. He has on something I got off of one of my simselves that makes his nose appear less...square-ish, and something that goes on the corner of his eyes to make them look real. But I think put those on ALL the toddlers.

Beau: "Go to Cou'in Bwossom?"

Ok, sweetie.



Here is Blossom, playing with her logic box. This is just before I found and downloaded the toddler blanket.

Blossom: "Go in, block!"

No W's? Oh, that's right. Blossom's the smart one.



Blossom: "Ooo, a puppy!"

This is...Maxx? I think?



Here is Alex's cat, Cy's mate, Cindi, who is giving birth to twin kittens.

When I told Sadie my mini naming theme, she was sad when she found out I couldn't use a certain name, just because it doesn't start with a B. So here you go, Sades...



This is Mojo Jojo, and his sister is...



...Princess Morbucks. My she looks spoiled already, doesn't she?

And then Blossom grew up, but I guess I didn't take a picture.



Bus Driver: "You don't live here, kid."

Boy: "No, my name's William Westira, and I'm following Blossom home!"



Kids On Bus: "Willy Willy Washout
Always Gonna Stand Out
Smells Like A Dead Trout
Let's Send Him Way Out."

William: *sigh* "It never ends."

Creative little brats, aren't they?

William: "Quite."



But I took a picture of Buttercup before her birthday. Aren't you cute?

Buttercup: "No yellow! Want Gween!!"

You want a green dress?

Buttercup: "NO! No dwess!!!"

Wait three hours. You'll be a kid, and can dress yourself.

Buttercup: "........k."



Buttercup! You dyed your hair!

Buttercup: "Yeah, I looked too much like mommy and daddy. Now I look differant!"

Well, ok. I guess it kind of works for you.

That's Beryl she's hugging, by the way.



Beryl: "Why are you prettier then me? We're cousins, we should look alike."

No, none of you kids look alike. In fact, you and your brother don't even look alike, and you're twins!

Beryl: "That's not good enough!"

Buttercup: "Besides, have you seen my mommy?"

Beryl: "Good point."



PB! You're out and about!

PB: "You re-decorated."

Yep. But I kept both the master bedrooms the same.

PB: "There's a puddle in the hall."

The puppies can't get down the front porch stairs. Besides, who died and made you Pooh-Bah? Oh, wait, don't answer that. Where are you going, anyway?



You're haunting the microwave?

*sound of footsteps*



Oh. You're scaring Aaroc. Well, okay. He's knowledge anyway.



Alice, on the other hand, is NOT. And you scared her twice in a row before I could find you again.



Aww, Beau, sweetie! You can walk!



Here is Coraa, all grown up. Anything you want to say?

Coraa: *woof*

*feels like another montage*





Beau: "Whaaaaa!!! I's tan tawk now, o'tay? BED!!!!!!"

It's okay, sweetie. I bought you a toddler mat. You can put yourself to bed now, okay?

And he did.



Alice: "You missed the 'pop'."

That's because I was forcing Aaroc to potty-train Beau.



There. Better? Here's the second pop.



And here is Benny, freshly aged.



Uh-oh. One of the dogs killed John and PB's bed. Great. Bed-less ghosts already.



Alice: "OH-MY-GOD-MY-WATER-JUST-BROKE-ON-THE-NEW-CARPET!!!"



*covers pop-up box so I can be surprised*



Look! Aaroc made it this time!

Ok, fine. He was already in the room.

Alice: "It's a girl!"



Oh, Alice! You too? First Ava, then the cat, now you!



Alice: "It's another girl!"

Oh, goody! I don't count twin girls as one being older. That means I get to ask Ben which one he wants!



This is Bambi, who has Brown Hair and Brown Eyes.



And this is Bubbles, who also has Brown Hair and Brown Eyes.



I just HAVE to say it, now.

*ahem*

The Force Is Strong With This One.

*ahem*

Moving on...



Thank you Adam, for feeding Bambi. But that's not actually why you were invited over.



It's Beau's birthday!

*throws streamers*



Ready...set...Kid-ify!



Aww, he matches the countertops!

Beau: "Yay! Cake!"

Eat up, then go change.



Beau: "Hi reader-girls! You are girls, right? Are you my age? Can you come over and play? Can we have a sleep-over? Can we..."

Beau, stop before you scare my readers off.

Beau: "Oh, sorry! Don't go, kay? *wink*



I should have cut this picture, because I couldn't think of anything to write. But it's the first time I've ever washed a dog in Sims 2, so I wanted proof.



Beau: "Can I have a robot? Will you build me one? Can it be a big one? Will it clean my room for me? How old will it be? What..."

Alice: "Beau, eat your pancakes."



Beau: "Why do I have to stand on your feet? Does it hurt your toes? How do you know we're doing it right? Have you done this before? Did you do it when you were my age?"

Alice: "Because your short. No. We are. Yes. Yes, with your uncle Alex.



Beau: "Oh. Okay!"



The Microwave is flying again. Wonder who it is.



Well, PB died in the bathroom, maybe it's her again?



Oh. Hi, John!

John: "I just scared Aaroc."

He's knowledge. He likes it. Where are you going now?

John: "Gonna scare Beau."

This should be good....



John: "BOOOOO!!!!"

Beau: "AHHH!!!! Who are you? Why are you in my house? Why are you scareing me? Why did you wait until after I went to the bathroom? Are you a mean ghost or a good ghost? Do you know me? When did you die? Did it hurt? Did you cry? Did anyone else? Why...?

John: "Yeash, kid. I thought I was a knowledge sim." *disappears*

Beau: ".......Was it something I said?"



Beau: "Dad, dad, dad, look!"

Aaroc: "Why is there blood on it?"



Oh, hi there, William. The bus is quiet today, huh?

William: "Yes, I made sure of it."

Really? How?

William: *eerie silence*

......Riiiiiight......



Oh. Whoops. Here we go again. Well, which one is she?

Aaroc: "Bambi."

Well, then, don't forget Bubbles.



*much later*

Now that she is about 5 hour younger then her twin...

Aaroc: "I waited until she woke up."



Alice: "Hey! I have three already, and I never heared a lullaby."

I turned the sound off so I could be surprised.



Alice: "I feel like my mother."

I'll have you know your mother never waddled around in her underware. So there.



Here is Bambi, all made over.



And here is Bubbles.



Bambi: "Bunny!" *smash* "Tawk!"



What a good daddy you are, Aaroc. Bambi walks, in one try.



*pop!*

Alice: "AHH! This always scares me!"

What are you having? An elephant?



I'm trying to keep both the girls close together, teaching-wise.



Bambi: "Daddy! Up!"



Bubbles: "*giggle* Hewwo!"



This is Bambi. Bubbles got potty-trained too, but I don't seem to have a picture of it.



Alice: "Can this please be the last time?"

Yes.



Alice: "It's another girl!"



So here is Brandy. Brown Hair, Brown eyes. Same as the others.



And here is the (hopefully) pretty ending picture I made.

See you all next time, and please coment. It makes me happy.

I decided that these pictures would be out of place in the next chapter, so enjoy these (dialog-free) pictures of the children's costume party I threw.


In case anyone can't tell:
Blossom- Giant Pink Blossom Costume
Buttercup- Giant Green Buttercup Costume
Beryl- Black Jazz Costume
Baird- Villan Costume
Beau-Superhero Costume
Bambi- Figure Skater
Bubbles-Giant Blue Bubbles Costume

Welcome back to Twisting The Alphabet! This chapter is brought to you by...

*stampeding footsteps*



Beau: "Mommy, Mommy! Guess what! The Voice Lady says I can tell people stuff!"

That's right. Meet the chapter narratior. Take over, sweetie.



Ok, so hi everyone! My name is Beau Twist! The Voice Lady says that I can talk out of quoteation marks, but I dont know what she means. She also said that if she does need to say anything she'll talk in Pa-rent-a-seas, whatever that means.

(Like this, Beau)

Ok, so yeah, like that. That's her. I don't know how much you know about us, so I'll just tell you as we go along, k? Yay!

Oh, and this is my mommy. Daddy says her name isn't mommy, though. He said it's Alice.



This is my dumb little sister, Bubbles. She's a twin. That means there's two of her. Only both of her don't look the same, so I don't get it. But Bubbles's twin is named Bambi.



I don't think Bubbles is as smart as Bambi, 'cuz Bubbles eats smelly old dog food, and Bambi doesn't.



This is my daddy. I don't know how to say his name, 'cuz no-one told me. But the mail spells it A-a-r-o-c. He's changing my other sister's diaper. Her name is Brandy.



Oh, look! Here's Bambi! It's Bambi's birthday today. It's Bubbles's birthday too, which is weird, 'cuz they're gonna be the same age. Daddy says my school must not be doing a very good job of teaching me stuff, but I don't know why he says that. I think it's fun, 'cuz we get to play alot.

(Beau. Birthday?)

Oh yeah!



So, anyway, Bambi is too little to reach the cake, so mommy has to help her. But now she'll be big, and can play with me!



Oh, ewwwwww. A fairy? Fariys are for girls!



Daddy has to help Bubbles, 'cuz she's little, too.



Now I have two people to play with. But only if they don't act like...like...girls!



This is Bambi, after she changed clothes. I guess she looks okay. For a girl.



And this is Bubbles. I don't think she'll be much fun, 'cuz she put on a dress, and started playing with her dollhouse. And mommy told her she had to change her hair back to brown when she becomes a teenager.



And this is...wait. I don't know this lady.

(I do. This is Person.)

Well of course she's a person. Even I knew that!

(No, I mean her name is Person. She's one of my friends.)

Oh. What kind of name is Person? Doesn't she know that's a wierd name? Why...

(Beau, please don't play 20 questions while you're narrating. And don't insult my friends.)

Whoops! I'm sorry Miss Person Lady with the funny name! Don't be mad, k?



Now it's Brandy's birthday. But she won't be big enough to play with, 'cuz she's too little.



Plus, it's my birthday too! I'm gonna be a teenager!



See, here we are. The Voice Lady said to give you stats, so here we go.

Name: Brandy Twist
Sign: Sagittarius
Stats: 2/3/6/10/4
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown

Name: Beau Twist
Sign: Sagittarius
Stats: 2/7/8/8/8
Asp: Romance
LTW: Become Hall Of Famer
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Turn-ons: Fitness & Brown Hair
Turn-off: Cologn



Hold on, the phone's ringing.

Beau: "Hello?"

"We have to meet."

Beau: "Who is this?"

"It doesn't matter. We have to meet. It's important."

Beau: "Important to who?"

"To the legacy, boy. Meet me.

Beau: "(sigh) Fine. Whatever. When and where?"

"Your uncle Adam's business. Now.

Beau: "Fine. I'm on my way."



Ninja: "The legacy is in grave danger."

Beau: "Says who?"

Ninja: "Just listen. The legacy will die a horribly grusom and premature death if things continue as they are. The only cure for this miserable fate lies with the Wise Man of Takemizu Village. The heiress must go to see him, personally, after her teening, but before she goes to collage.

Beau: "Strict, aren't you?"

Ninja: "These are not my rules. I am just the messenger."



Well, that was weird.

I came to tell mom, and found her teaching Brandy to walk. So I waited, 'cuz this stuff is more important right now. After all, we have until the next birthday with the girls. But Brandy only has a few days left.

(You make it sound like she's dieing.)

...................................................huh?

(*sighs* Nevermind.)



Brandy: "I tan twak."

Me first, squirt! I'm older!



Gee, I'm glad I didn't have to do this job....



Oh, hey, cool! Coraa is having puppies!



This is Sam, who is a boy.



And this is the other boy, Rosco.



I got to help Brandy grow up, 'cuz I'm old enough now.



Now see?! She looks like a boy! Why couldn't the twins have grown up like this?



Oh, did I tell you I went on my first date today?

(No. How was it?)

It was Okay. I don't think I can find a teenager who fits me. I may have to wait alllllllllllllllllllllll the way 'till collage!



Well I don't like girls, so what did you expect me to date? A turtle?



Oh. Is it birthday time again?



Move, Bambi. It's Bubbles's turn.

Hey. You know what? Bubbles's is hard to say.



Yay for Bambi and Bubbles! But I think Brandy's having a tough day...



Aaroc: "The girls are teens now. Maybe we should take that trip now?"

Alice: "Book it."



Aaroc: "Yes, I'd like to book half the plane, on the next flight to Takemizu Village, please."

Ha ha, dad. Ha ha.



Let's see...

Mom and Dad...that's two...



Bubbles...three...



Brandy...four...



And Bambi. So five.

(You missed one, Beau)

I did?

(Yep)

Hmmm......

...................

....................

OH YEAH!!!!



And me! So that's....wait, I lost count....

(Six.)



So, I'd ask questions, but I might mess them up....

(and there'd be too many)

So, bye, then!!! *waves*

(Come back next time, for the journey has just begun.)

Welcome back! I'm glad you're still with us! We left off with the main house heading off to Takemizu Village.



Bubbles: "Where are we?"

Beau: "I'm don't know. I thought YOU had the map."



Wise Old Man: "Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Brilliant, mate.



Bambi: "So...now what?"

Beau: "Maybe he wants some tea?"



Bubbles: "Hi mister hermit-man! Are you going to talk to us?"



Bambi: "I don't know how to bow yet. Er, perhaps, with your great wisdom, you could...teach me?"



Bubbles: "Hey! Bambi's the nature girl! How come I gotta play with the rocks?"

Because if the three of you get the Wise Old Man in a good enough mood, he'll tell you a prophecy. That means story.

Bubbles: "Oooo...Story!"



Wise Old Man: "The Prophecy states that She-Who-Must-Become-Next must travel a strange and dangerous path. She-Who-Must-Become-Next must venture within the years of her discovery all the way to the land of Those-Who-Dance-With-Heat. There she will meet The-Man-Who-Trusts-Too-Easily. The-Man-Who-Trusts-Too-Easily will bestow apon She-Who-Must-Become-Next the revered That-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named. This will help She-Who-Must-Become-Next on her perilous journey into That-Which-Remains-Uncharted. Go now, for that is all that I can disclose. The rest, dear children, you must uncover yourselves."




Beau: "Well, that was rather vague, for a Prophecy."

Bubbles: "So......what did he say, anyway?"



He-Who-Is-Not-The-Same-Ninja-As-Before: "He said...pssst pssst psssst psssst pssst."

Bambi: "Oh. Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttt."



Bambi: "So, what do you think, Bubbles? Who do you think will be the one to bring in the next generation?"

Bubbles: "You."



Bambi: "That's it? One 'You' and she leaves? It's just settled?"

Beau: "Looks like it."

Bambi: "Huh. What'da you know. I guess I'll be the one going home after collage, then."

Beau: "Come on. I'll be, like, three or so houses away."



Lucky. You're the only one who got a green-glowy shrine.



Hey, look! A perfect lightning shot!

*distant screams of pain*

Uh-oh.



What? No! Don't Die, Bambi! I just told everyone you're the heiress! I think it might be time to go home, now. Before any of you get yourselves killed.



Ah. Home sweet home. And back to normal family life.



Happy Birthday Rosco!



Happy Birthday Sam!



Ava: "Who's that?"

That's Gemini. She's a simself.

Ava: "Is she next?"

Nope.



Ben is.

Bambi: "Hi. I'm Bambi. I'm the heiress, and you're the next spouse in line, so I guess we should probably get to know each other, huh?"



BAMBI! DON'T CREAM HIM ONE THE FIRST PITCH!



Aww!

Hey, since I yanked my InTeen, this is the most romance you'll see until college.



Ok, dancing doesn't count. It's...um...for college.



Speaking of college...prepare to be bombarded with 'I'm heading for college now kthxbye' pictures...



Bye Blossom!



Beau: "I'm ready!"

Awww...Beau!



Bye Beau!



Uh, Brandy?

Brandy: "Yes? May I help you?"

It's kinda time, now.

Brandy: "Ah. Alright, then. Give me your book, Bubbles. You won't need it anymore."



*poofs of confetti*



Bambi? Aren't you even going to change clothes?



Bubbles: "Hey! Taxi-people! You forgot me!"



Alice: "Brandy? What are you doing?"



Brandy: "Bye mom!"

Alice: "....Brandy? AAROC! BRANDY IS RUNNING AWAY TO COLLEGE!!!!!"

And how do Alice and Aaroc deal with the fact that all four of their children have left within 2 days of them getting back from vacation? How else?



They do the same thing they've done everyday since they started going out.

Well, that's all, folks! Tune in next time for the World's LONGEST College Adventure, in which I will play 14 people through college (not counting any college-aged spouses that turn up)!

Welcome back! This chapter will be made up of Diary entries. Won't that be fun?



Dear Diary,
Today was my first day at college! As soon as I arrived at the dorm, I quickly picked a room, and declared a major. Then, I settled down with some of my dorm-mates for a bit of group research.

~Blossom



Dear Diary,
Oh my gosh, I've had the most wonderful day today! I went out to the coffee shop, and while I was there, I met the most wonderful guy! His name is Gordon Brown, and we just sat there and talked half the night! Finally, the coffee shop owner told us we had to leave, because it was closing time. But before he left, Gordon dropped the sweetest of kisses on my lips. My First Kiss! I'm so excited, I'm not sure how I'll ever get to sleep!
~Blossom



Dear Diary,
This morning, I woke up to a surprise! A blonde girl was at the door, along with a brown-haired guy I didn't know, and Gordon was coming up the steps! The girl introduced herself as Belle Skarsgard, and told me that, along with being The Voice's daughter, she was also the Greek House Placeholder. She said it was time for me to move into Twist Hall, and she had brought Gordon and her own boyfriend, Ashley Pitts, to help me move! I asked her how she knew to bring Gordon. Turns out, she and Ashley were at the coffee shop, too.



After a full day of moving, the four of us settled down for a nice relaxing soak. It was a perfect ending to the day.

~Blossom



Dear Diary,

Today, I decided that I wanted to be with Ashley forever, and asked him to marry me. He didn't say anything at first, which had me a little worried.



Turns out, he was just trying to steady his voice before saying yes! Oh, I'm so happy! Wait until I tell mom and dad!

~Belle

We're happy for you too, Belle.



Dear Diary,

Today I met the man of my dreams. His name is Max Flexor, and I must be the woman of his dreams, too, because before our first blind date was over, I had my first kiss!

~Buttercup



Small side-track here...

LOOK CHRISTIE! A RENT SHIRT!

...side-track over



Dear Diary,

Today was a very special day for me. I took Max out to a nice restaurant, and proposed a toast to us. He seemed to like the idea of us being an 'US', so I moved on with my plan.



I blew him a kiss in full view of the whole place. This, too, he accepted.



So I placed the small black box from my pocket on the table before him, and waited.



And with the most important of all the acceptances, we were engaged!

~Buttercup



Dear Diary,

Beryl has been bugging me for weeks to call the matchmaker so we could order a double drop together. I finally gave in today, and lucked out. I got the same woman who's in charge of the Games Secret Lot. A dream come true! Unfortunately, just before I could get my nerve up to kiss her,her beeper suddenly went off! I guess someone out there must have earned a membership card right then. But she gave me a VIP pass, so I could visit her at work anytime.

~Baird



Dear Diary,

My Blind Date with Gunner was great! We had alot of fun together!



Like, Alot-Alot.



Like, a seriously rockin time, ya know?



The best part is, you can't judge me, because your MY diary!

~Beryl



Dear Diary,

Today was the best day ever! I went to visit Michelle at work, and even got my first kiss!



On a sudden whim, I got down on one knee. I was so afraid she'd laugh me off campus.



But it was worth it, because she said yes!



We're both quite ecstatic, really!

~Baird



*sirens go off*

OK, THAT'S IT, I QUIT!!!!!!

I was fine when I was playing the Greek House and the dorm. Then Buttercup glitched or something, and her class performance bar wouldn't extend on the greek lot. Any other lot was fine, just not the greek lot. So I made another lot, for Buttercup and the boyfriends. Now I'm playing three lots, which is a bit harder. But now, BERYL is doing the same glitchy thing?

I DON'T THINK SO!

So, from this second on, as soon as they're engaged, I'm tossing each of these kids out of college! And if the C gen. gives me the same hassle, they'll get the same treatment!

SO THERE!

*stomps away in a huff*



*comes back*

*turns off sirens*

*walks away in a calmer fashion*

*flips Montage switch to 'ON'*





Oh, Gordon, I love you! Normally, I'd be mad that you just rejected Blossom's proposal, but somewhere along the line, my Special Events Camera must have gotten turned back on, so not only can I turn it off and still get the proposal pictures, but I got to see the sad little rejection video, which I had never seen before!



Blossom: "Let's try again. Will you marry me? Please?"



That would be a yes.



Blossom: "Hello? Taxi? I'm engaged now."

Gordon: "I need to go drop out now, right?"

Yep.



*Computer hibernates*

*game is Not Responding*

*reloads game and re-drops out Buttercup*





Aww, Beau's first kiss!

What? You wanted to know who he's kissing? Well, you'll just have to wait...



Group Greek-ing



Oh, were you expecting to see the Greek house? Well, see, even if I'm going to speed-run collage this generation, I still need to do the Prophecy Trip. So here it is. The sunny shores of Twikkii Island.



Pretty, no?



Oh, whoops.

*backs up slowly*



Beau: "My Darling, I've loved you since the first day I met you. You are my light through the darkness, the center of my world, my better half, and much more then I'd ever dreamed of. I don't know what I ever did to deserve your love, but I want to spend the rest of my life trying to be worthy of it. Marry me, my love, and make me the happiest man in the world."



*cries*

Beau: " *pssst* Kinda ruining our moment here."

*sniff* Sorry.



Oh, my. Leave it to my own daughter to give me my first asp. desperation thing-y.



Witch Doctor: "Yes, I know the Old Wise Man of Takemizu Village. Gave you one of his famous 'Vague Prophecies', did he? Here, take this doll, and the next time you get out to Three Lakes, explore the woods a bit. See what you find."

Bambi: "I like your directions better. Much clearer."



Awwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! Is this not the sweetest First Kiss picture ever? Or at least the sweetest one in this legacy?



Five hundred twenty five thousand
six hundred minutes
Five hundred twenty five thousand
moments so dear
Five hundred twenty five thousand
six hundred minutes
How do you measure, measure a year

In daylight, in sunsets, in midnights,
in cups of coffee, In inches, in miles
in laughter in strife,

In Five hundred twenty five thousand
six hundred minutes
How do you measure a year in the life

How about Love
how about love
how about love
measure in love
seasons of love
seasons of love

Five hundred twenty five thousand
six hundred minutes
Five hundred twenty five thousand
journeys to plan
Five hundred twenty five thousand
six hundred minutes
how do you measure the life of a woman
or a man

In truth that she learned
or in times that he cried
In the bridges he burned
or the way that she died

Its time now to sing out
though the story never ends
lets celebrate remember a year
in the life of friends

How about Love
how about love
how about love
measure in love
seasons of love
seasons of love



That actually started playing on my Ipod just as they started to slow dance. I let them dance for the whole song.



Bambi: "Marry me, Ben."

Ok, so she doesn't have her brother's way with words. Besides, it kinda takes some of the romance out of it when you know that he is contractually obligated to say yes anyway.



Ben: "Shush. I would have said yes anyway. I happen to love her."

Awww!



And now that they're back home, I can drop Beau out. I won't drop Bambi out quite yet, because I'd rater the twins drop out at the same time. Like Beryl and Baird did.



Ew. Remind me to change you when you get home.



Bianca McCullough & DJ Verse



Blaze Alioto & Heather Huffington



Belle: "Hi Eric! Welcome to the greek house!"



Who, me? Dress my son like Draco Malfoy? Would I do that?


You bet I would.



Bye, Belle! See you at home...well, YOUR home, anyway...



Hmm. It doesn't really suit you that well.



(Trusting Soul, isn't she?)



*three tries later*



*four more tries later*



*last try*



Bram Bui & Chris Cho

I like her already!



Bubbles Twist & Matthew Hart



Bye Bambi! See you soon!



Sorry, couldn't resist the 'OMG LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY DIAMOND' Picture



Brandy Twist & Eric Skarsgard



*Becky calls matchmaker*

*pays for $5,000 for Blonde, Fit Male

*gets ugly red-haired guy*

*pays again*

*gets ugly black-haired guy*

*pays again*

*gets ugly brown-haired-farmer guy*

*pays again, asks for girl*

*gets ugly girl*

*checks out Matchmaker, does not like Matchmaker*

*calls College Directory, finds Pretty Blonde Chick*



Well, what did you expect to see when your girlfriend invited you over to her new girlfriend's house? A tea party?



Becky Alioto & Roxie Sharpe



*cheers* Finally! They're all out of college!



And here is were I'll leave you at last. With a picture of my son Stellan, who was named after his simself dad's real-life dad. See you next time!

Welcome back! Isn't this a pretty picture of wedding rings? It's because everyone is getting married in this tiny chapter. Ok, tiny for me, anyway. So let's dive right in, and start with my own daughter.



Name: Ashley Pitts
Sign: Leo
Stats: 2/9/7/6/1
Asp: Family/Grilled Cheese
LTW: Become General
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Turn-ons: Fitness & Blonde Hair
Turn-off: Stink
Hobby: Sports



Name: Belle Skarsgard
Sign: Aries
Stats: 9/9/6/3/5
Asp: Pleasure/Family
LTW: Become Professional Party Guest
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Turn-ons: Fitness & Brown Hair
Turn-off: Cologne
Hobby: Science



*random applause*



Mr. & Mrs. Pitts



Belle: "Owwwww...Mama?"

I can't hear you from my house.



Belle: "NOW CAN YOU HEAR ME?! GET OVER HERE AND MAKE IT STOP HURTING!!!!!!!"



Belle: "Oooo...aren't you precious?!"



What is it?

Belle: "It's a girl!"



Ivy Pitts.

What? Belle's not a legacy spare. She's a Ominous Voice From Above offspring. She doesn't have to name her kids in any kind of order any more then I do.



Name: Gordon Brown
Sign: Cancer
Stats: 6/3/6/4/6
Asp: Family/Popularity
LTW: Graduate 3 Children From Collage
Hair: Black
Eyes: Gray
Turn-ons: Make-up & Red Hair
Turn-off: Stink
Hobby: Tinkering



Name: Blossom McCullough
Sign: Pisces
Stats: 6/3/10/4/10
Asp: Knowledge/Family
LTW: Become Media Magnate
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Turn-ons: Fitness & Black Hair
Turn-off: Stink
Hobby: Tinkering



*applause*



Mr. & Mrs. Brown



Am I Lucky for catching all these awesome Lightning shots, or Unlucky because I get this much Lightning?



Blossom: "Gordon? I think it's time..."



Blossom: "It was. Here, hold this one."

Gordon: "Th-THIS ONE?!"



Blossom: "It's another boy!"

I guess that means the first one was a boy, too.



An *icecream* for anyone who notices something funny about Gordon right now.



Cecil Brown.



Cedric Brown.



Did you guess? Well, he DOES want three kids...



Hurts, Don't it?



Gordon: "It's another boy!"



Cosmo Brown.



Name: Max Flexor
Sign: Gemini
Stats: 2/6/7/5/5
Asp: Popularity/Romance
LTW: Become Celebrity Chef
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Turn-ons: Make-up & Red Hair
Turn-off: Cologne
Hobby: Fitness



Name: Buttercup Alioto
Sign: Virgo
Stats: 10/2/6/4/5
Asp: Popularity/Romance
LTW: Own 5 Top Level Businesses
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Turn-ons: Facepaint & Hats
Turn-off: Mechanical Skill
Hobby: Science



Mr. & Mrs. Flexor



Not too bad a turn out, huh?



*clapping*



Buttercup: "I'm on the sidewalk, at night, in my underwear, in the rain, IN LABOR!"

Um...I'm Sorry?



Buttercup: "MAX!!!"



Buttercup: "It's a girl!"



Cleopatra Flexor.



Name: Gunner Roque
Sign: Gemini
Stats: 2/7/8/5/3
Asp: Romance/Pleasure
LTW: Become Celebrity Chef
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Turn-ons: Underwear & Red Hair
Turn-off: Custom Hair
Hobby: Fitness



Name: Beryl Bui
Sign: Gemini
Stats: 4/9/8/3/3
Asp: Romance/Pleasure
LTW: Have 20 Simultaneous Lovers
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Green
Turn-ons: Glasses & Blonde Hair
Turn-off: Stink
Hobby: Fitness



Mr. & Mrs. Roque



*tiny clapping*



Beryl: "Oooooooooooooo"



Beryl: *huffpuffhuffpuffhuffpuffhuffpuffhuffpuffhuffpuffhuffpuffhuffpuffhuffpuffhuffpuff*



Beryl: "YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!"



"It's a girl!"



Chastity Roque.



Name: Baird Bui
Sign: Gemini
Stats: 4/7/8/3/3
Asp: Knowledge/Popularity
LTW: Become City Planer
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Turn-ons: Logic & Cleaning
Turn-off: Formal
Hobby: Sports



Name: Michelle Wilkie
Sign: Virgo
Stats: 9/2/6/3/5
Asp: Knowledge/Fortune
LTW: Become a Prestidigitator
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Turn-ons: Fatness & Cleaning
Turn-off: Fitness
Hobby: Sports



Mr. & Mrs. Bui



Michelle: "It hurts!"

Of course it hurts. It's labor.



Michelle: "It's a girl!"



Catlee Bui.



Name: Harry Potter (yes, that Harry Potter)
Sign: Cancer
Stats: 5/5/5/5/5
Asp: Family/Romance
LTW: Graduate 3 Children From College
Hair: Black
Eyes: Green
Turn-ons: Fitness & Brown Hair
Turn-off: Hats
Hobby: Cuisine



Name: Beau Twist
Sign: Sagittarius
Stats: 2/7/8/8/8
Asp: Romance/Family
LTW: Become Hall of Famer
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Turn-ons: Glasses & Black Hair
Turn-off: Cologne
Hobby: Nature



Mr. & Mr. Potter.

You didn't think I'd change Harry Potter to Harry Twist, did you?

If it had been Oliver Wood, I would have. *shifty*



Aw! Aren't they cute?



The stairwell, Beau? Really? And people think bathrooms are hard to shoot in...



Beau: "It's a boy!"



Cullen Adrian Gary Potter.



Oh, you too? Well, at least it's a bigger space.



Harry: "BEAU!!!!!!!!!!"

*sound echos, because they live in Hogwarts*



Harry: "It's a boy!"

Yes!



Cole Michael Alan Potter.



Oh, twins?

Please be a girl...

Harry: "It is. Beau, we have a little girl, too."



Calla Lily Evanna Potter

A *cookie* for anyone who can tell me why I named them those names.



Name: Bianca McCullough
Sign: Pisces
Stats: 6/2/8/5/9
Asp: Romance/Fortune
LTW: Become Professional Party Guest
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Turn-ons: Fitness & Custom Hair
Turn-off: Stink
Hobby: Tinkering



Name: DJ Verse
Sign: Gemini
Stats: 4/4/6/5/6
Asp: Popularity/Pleasure
LTW: Own 5 Top Level Businesses
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Turn-ons: Underwear & Custom Hair
Turn-off: Formal
Hobby: Arts & Crafts



Mrs. & Mrs. McCullough

(Because DJ McCullough sounds better then Bianca Verse)



*applause*



This looks silly, doesn't it?

Well...



This is worse.



DJ: "Ooooooo...."



DJ: "Bianca?"

Bianca: "I can't help you right now, hon."



Bianca: "I'm just the tiniest bit busy right this second."



Bianca: "It's a boy!"



Crispin McCullough.



DJ: "So is this one!"



Corbett McCullough.



Name: Blaze Alioto
Sign: Virgo
Stats: 10/2/10/10/3
Asp: Romance/Pleasure
LTW: Become Rock God
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Turn-ons: Fitness & Brown Hair
Turn-off: Black Hair
Hobby: Sports



Name: Heather Huffington
Sign: Sagittarius
Stats: 1/7/2/9/6
Asp: Romance/Popularity
LTW: Woohoo with 20 Different Sims
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Green
Turn-ons: Glasses & Brown Hair
Turn-off: Fitness
Hobby: Nature



Mr. & Mrs. Alioto



*applause*



Just what every wedding needs. The Annual Swooning Over People You're Not Supposed To Contest. And the winner is...

Suzie. That's MY SON, thank you very much!



Heather: "Owowowowowowowowowowow! No Fun!"



Heather: "MAKE IT STOP!"



Heather: "It's a boy!"



Charles Alioto.



Name: Bram Bui
Sign: Gemini
Stats: 4/9/8/3/3
Asp: Fortune/Family
LTW: Become a Prestidigitator
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Green
Turn-ons: Glasses & Jewelery
Turn-off: Hats
Hobby: Fitness



Name: Chris Cho
Sign: Gemini
Stats: 4/7/8/3/3
Asp: Fortune/Romance
LTW: Become Criminal Mastermind
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Brown
Turn-ons: Underwear & Unemployed
Turn-off: Swimwear
Hobby: Sports



Mr. & Mrs. Bui.



Chris: "Aren't your readers sick of this yet?"

They know that there's alot of you.



Chris: "It's a girl!"



Cyrilla Bui



Name: Matthew Hart
Sign: Leo
Stats: 3/6/7/5/4
Asp: Family/Pleasure
LTW: Become Captain Hero
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Turn-ons: Make-up & Blonde
Turn-off: Vampires
Hobby: Fitness



Name: Bubbles Twist
Sign:Taurus
Stats: 6/8/6/10/4
Asp: Family/Pleasure
LTW: Raise 20 Puppies or Kittens
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Turn-ons: Logic & Mechanical
Turn-off: Jewelery
Hobby: Games



Mr. & Mrs. Hart



*clapping from only Ben and Aaroc*



Bubbles: "Owie! Mommy!"



The upshot of pigtails: you look like you're screaming so hard your hair sticks out.



Bubbles: "It's a girl!"



Cari Hart.



Name: Roxie Sharpe
Sign: Aries
Stats: 4/7/6/5/3
Asp: Romance/Family
LTW: Have 20 Simultaneous Lovers
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Green
Turn-ons: Make-up & Red Hair
Turn-off: Stink
Hobby: Music & Dance



Name: Becky Alioto
Sign: Virgo
Stats: 9/2/6/3/7
Asp: Knowledge/Family
LTW: Become Chief of Staff
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Turn-ons: Fitness & Blonde
Turn-off: Stink
Hobby: Science



Mrs. & Mrs. Sharpe



Becky: "Ooooo...Baby!"

Roxie: "Yes, Baby!"



Becky: "Ooooo...Baby!"

Roxie: "You already said that!"

Becky: "No! I mean this one!"

Roxie: "Great."



Roxie: "This one's a girl!"

Becky: "So is this one!"



Celeste Sharpe.



Charlotte Sharpe.



Name: Eric Skarsgard
Sign: Aries
Stats: 8/10/9/3/3
Asp: Romance/Knowledge
LTW: Become Rock God
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Turn-ons: Brown Hair & Black Hair
Turn-off: Cologne
Hobby: Fitness



Name: Brandy Twist
Sign: Sagittarius
Stats: 2/3/6/10/4
Asp: Fortune/Knowledge
LTW: Have 6 Pets Reach the Top Career Level
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Turn-ons: Blonde Hair & Logic
Turn-off: Hats
Hobby: Nature



Mr. & Mrs. Skarsgard.



Brandy: "A little help, please?"

Where's Eric?



Ah. I see. It's ok, it'll be over in a second.



Eric: "What is it?"

Brandy: "It's a girl!"



Cindy Skarsgard.



Wait a minute! What's all this? Who's fighting at Bambi's wedding?



Callie! You just beat up the mother of the bride!

Callie: "I hate her."

Why?

Callie: "I don't know. I just do."



Name: Bambi Twist
Sign: Sagittarius
Stats: 2/3/9/10/1
Asp: Pleasure/Family
LTW: Become Celebrity Chef
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Turn-ons: Fitness & Brown Hair
Turn-off: Jewelery
Hobby: Games



Name: Ben Simself
Sign: Aquarius
Stats: 4/4/4/7/6
Asp: Family/Fortune
LTW: Graduate 3 Children From College
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Red
Turn-ons: Make-up & Brown Hair
Turn-off: Cologne
Hobby: Nature



Mrs. & Mr. Twist



Half the guests never made it to their chairs.



Notice that Bambi changed? Yeah, that's because Ben froze up at the alter after the wedding and wouldn't cut the cake or join the toasts, which held everyone else up. He came out of it about two seconds before the party timer was up, so they still got a Good Time score. But he cut the cake anyway, which caused the party to jump start back up again. And since all the good parts of the wedding were over, they got a score of Disaster.



And with Bambi and Ben headed off on their Honeymoon, I'll end this chapter here. See you soon!

Welcome back to the story that time forgot. I didn't forget about it, mind you, but I figure that most everyone else has. I've been having some trouble with my game lately, but hopefully, I've fixed it now. unfortunately, not only have I forgotten where I left off, but I've forgotten why I took half the pictures in my folder. So I guess we'll have to figure this thing out together. Shall we?

Dawn: "May I inquire as to why, exactly, you find it necessary to impugn upon my honour by constantly showing me at my most uncultivated?"

Ah, yes. The Genteel Twins.

And what about you, Sir Quotes-A lot? What do you have to say about learning to walk?

Devon: "I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move."

Oh. Whoops.

Oh No! Not the Shower! Whatever will I do without it?

*buys new shower*

Hello, Mr. Penguin!

Cowplants: "Stop talking to my penguin. You'll upset his digestion."

You have a pet penguin?

Cowplants: "No. Celeste has a penguin she does strange experiments on. I just make sure he's in a healthy enough condition for her to play with."

Ah.

Dusty: "Will you pretty please help me with my snowman, big brother?"

Diego: "But of course, little brother, I'd love to."

What are you two up to?

Dusty: "Nothing, Creator. We're just making a harmless snowman."

Diego: "What would make you think we're up to something?

You're both being too nice.

Diego: "Let me just make sure the dynamite is packed in right."

Dusty: "But I thought you were gonna put it over here..."

Diego: "Can it, bro, before I tell mom."

Yep, that's more like it.

Oh, goodie. A birthday. Who's is it?

Oh. Right. Happy Birthday Diego!

Diego: "Dynamite...girls...dynamite...girls..."

Pick One.

Diego: "...dynamite girls!"

Drat. Me and my big mouth...

Diego: "Rawr!"

See, they do still get along!

Devon: "Age is opportunity no less,
Then youth itself, though in another dress,
And as the evening twilight fades away,
The sky is filled with stars, invisible by day."

I think I'm starting to regret letting you talk, Devon.

Caleb: "Look! I have a line!"

And now you've used it up.

Dawn: "I am properly presentable now. You may take my picture if you like."

*click*

Devon, my little artist.

And Dawn, with the quite ladylike hobby of the violin.

Hello, there Ghosties!

Alice: "Why does Dawn talk funny?"

PB: "I approve."

Oh
My
Boolprop

Does it get cold on the otherside?

Look, a badge increase. Is it a gold badge now?

I'm not sure.

*checks*

It was.

Oh, no! NO! NO MORE BIRTHDAYS!!!!

DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! DANGER!

At this point, I am sick of my game crashing, which is what I was talking about in the intro. I have, to hopefully solve the problem, ...*sniffle*.... yanked my downloads folder. *sob* This is gonna hurt. Please excuse all the lack of CC, which will most likely start trickling back in soon. We now return to our regularly planed birthday.

Candi before...

...and after

Aww! My little music man.

Dallas Skarsgard, my granddaughter.

Diego: "Here. Have a makeover."

Oh. Caleb, you're old...

Diego and Dallas' double crush hearts. And apearatly, it's finally spring.

Well, their hands look a little off, but it's my very first spin!

Aww! First Kisses!

Oh, going steady, are we?

Dallas: "Hush, grandma."

How sweet, a dream date!

Oh, I'm sorry Dusty. Are you growing up?

Presenting, Dusty Twist

Who are we making over now?

Oh, hi, Drusilla!

Drucilla Simself, daughter of Cowplants and Celeste (Sharpe) Simself.

Aww! Dallas is in love!

And so is Diego

Dusty and Drusilla's double crush hearts. See? Up at the top? Those are Dusty's.

Happy Golden Anniversary, Candi!

The guests are: Danny Simself

Toast Simself

And...Sadie? Is that you? Wow.

Danny: "Hi, Dawn."

Dawn: "I...I...I.........."

Wow. She's speechless! Way to go, Danny!

What a fun looking water balloon fight!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope, I'm not a hopeless romantic. Not me. Nu-uh. *whistles*

And Ben and Bambi both retire. Their bars are getting kinda short, and I'm afraid they'll die either leaving to, or coming home from, work, and I'll miss it.

Hey, another spin! Sweet!

*sigh*

Death: "ArE yOu ReAdY, bEn SiMsElF tWiSt? ThE tImE hAs CoMe FoR yOu To CrOsS oVeR."

Ben: "Can I have a rain check?"

Death: "lEt Me ThIn- No. Of CoUrSe NoT. wHaT kInD oF rOmAn ArE yOu, AsKiNg Me A qUeStIoN lIkE tHaT? i ShOuLd TeLl AlL yOuR tWiStEd LiTtLe KiLlEr CaEsArS tHaT yOu'Re DeAd, SeE hOw YoU lIkE pUtTiNg Up WiTh ThEm AgAiN. HuMpH."

Now, Grimmy. Be nice.

Death: "dOn'T fOrGeT yOuR sUiTcAsE."

Ben (Simself) Twist
Age: 77

The SimCity Insurance Company is here for you in your time of loss. Let our stacks of simoleons ease your pain.
Ben's Insurance policy benefited 14 people, including:
Ben's child, Cordelia, got $7,000.
Ben's grandchild, Dusty, got $2,375.
Ben's spouse, Bambi, got $20,000.
Ben's grandchild, Devon, got $2,125.
Ben's child, Caleb, got $8,000.

Dusty, I love your smustle faces.

...Did...Did you just say "Smustle" while smustling? I've never heard a sim do that before...

And so it is that, the day after Ben died, Bambi said her goodbyes to Candi...

...Caleb...

...Diego...

...Dusty...

...Dawn...

...and Devon.

Diego: "Yuck!"

You're romance!

Diego: "Yeah. As in MY romance, not THEIR'S!"

This is where I found Bambi. Right were she got married. She stayed in the greenhouse and kept looking out at the mausoleum, all day.

And some of the night.

And that's where Grimmy found her, too.

Death: "HeRe HaVe A dRiNk. BeN hAs BeEn WaItInG aLl DaY fOr YoU, yOu KnOw."

Bambi: "I've been waiting, too."

*bawls* How *sob* sweet!

Death: "RiGhT tHiS wAy, MrS. tWiSt."

Bambi Twist
Age: 78

The SimCity Insurance Company is here for you in your time of loss. Let our stacks of simoleons ease your pain.
Bambi's Insurance policy benefited 10 people, including:
Bambi's child, Cordelia, got $2,500.
Bambi's grandchild, Dusty, got $2,225.
Bambi's grandchild, Dawn, got $2,175.
Bambi's child, Caleb, got $9,400.
Bambi's child, Calypso, got $8,200.

But, life marches on, and now it's birthday time again. This is Devon, in case you keep mixing everyone up, like I usually do.

And Dawn, too, of course.

Devon

Dawn

Diego: "Everybody ready?"

Well, their parents are both elders now. I don't want Candi to miss her grandkids like PB did.

That still makes me sad...

All well. Bye, Diego!

And Dusty

And Devon

And Dawn, of whom I did not take a rear shot.

Dawn: "Thank you."

Don't get used to it, kid.

As you can see, Caleb and Candi are just devastated about the loss of all four children at once.

Oh. Hi there, ...you. I forget you were still alive. And I forgot your name. I'm sorry.

For those who remember waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back to chapter 4, this is Suzie Alioto's wormrat. I need to play college more. And I will. In the next chapter. I hope. 'Till then, fair readers.

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Love me tender, love me sweet
Never let me go
You have made my life complete
And I love you so
Love me tender, love me true
All my dreams fulfill
For my darling', I love you
And I always will
Love me tender, love me long
Take me to your heart
For it's there that I belong
And we'll never part
Love me tender, love me true
All my dreams fulfill
For my darling', I love you
And I always will
Love me tender, love me dear
Tell me you are mine
I'll be yours through all the years
Till the end of time
Love me tender, love me true
All my dreams fulfill
For my darling', I love you
And I always will

*sobs*